Odyssey 8: 256-350
 
256] On this a servant 
hurried off to bring the lyre from the king's house, and the nine men who had 
been chosen as stewards stood forward. It was their business to manage 
everything connected with the sports, so they made the ground smooth and marked 
a wide space for the dancers [khoros]. Presently the servant came back with 
Demodokos’ lyre, and he took his place in the midst of them, whereon the best 
young dancers [khoros] in the town 
began to foot and trip it so nimbly that Odysseus 
was delighted with the merry twinkling of their feet.
[266] Meanwhile the bard began to sing the 
loves of Ares 
and Aphrodite, 
and how they first began their intrigue in the house of Hephaistos. 
Ares 
made Aphrodite 
many presents, and defiled lord Hephaistos’ 
marriage bed, so the sun, who saw what they were about, told Hephaistos. 
Hephaistos 
was very angry when he heard such dreadful news, so he went to his smithy 
brooding mischief, got his great anvil into its place, and began to forge some 
chains which none could either unloose or break, so that they might stay there 
in that place. When he had finished his snare he went into his bedroom and 
festooned the bed-posts all over with chains like cobwebs; he also let many hang 
down from the great beam of the ceiling. Not even a god could see them, so fine 
and subtle were they. As soon as he had spread the chains all over the bed, he 
made as though he were setting out for the fair state of Lemnos, 
which of all places in the world was the one he was most fond of. But Ares 
kept no blind look out, and as soon as he saw him start, hurried off to his 
house, burning with love for Aphrodite.
[289] Now Aphrodite 
was just come in from a visit to her father Zeus, 
and was about sitting down when Ares 
came inside the house, and said as he took her hand in his own, "Let us go to 
the couch of Hephaistos: 
he is not at home, but is gone off to Lemnos 
among the Sintians, whose speech is 
barbarous."
295] She was not unwilling, so they went to the 
couch to take their rest, whereon they were caught in the toils which cunning Hephaistos 
had spread for them, and could neither get up nor stir hand or foot, but found 
too late that they were in a trap. Then Hephaistos 
came up to them, for he had turned back before reaching Lemnos, 
when his scout the sun told him what was going on. He was in a furious passion, 
and stood in the vestibule making a dreadful noise as he shouted to all the 
gods. 
[306] "Father Zeus," 
he cried, "and all you other blessed gods who live for ever, come here and see 
the ridiculous and disgraceful sight that I will show you. Zeus’ 
daughter Aphrodite 
is always dishonoring me because I am lame. She is in love with Ares, 
who is handsome and clean built, whereas I am a cripple - but my parents are 
responsible [aitioi] for that, not 
I; they ought never to have begotten me. Come and see the pair together asleep 
on my bed. It makes me furious to look at them. They are very fond of one 
another, but I do not think they will lie there longer than they can help, nor 
do I think that they will sleep much; there, however, they shall stay till her 
father has repaid me the sum I gave him for his baggage of a daughter, who is 
fair but not honest."
[321] On this the gods gathered to the house 
of Hephaistos. 
Earth-encircling Poseidon 
came, and Hermes 
the bringer of luck, and lord Apollo, 
but the goddesses stayed at home all of them for shame. Then the givers of all 
good things stood in the doorway, and the blessed gods roared with 
inextinguishable laughter, as they saw how cunning Hephaistos 
had been, whereon one would turn towards his neighbor saying:
[329] "Ill deeds do not bring aretê, and the weak confound the strong. See 
how limping Hephaistos, 
lame as he is, has caught Ares 
who is the fleetest god in heaven; and now Ares 
will be cast in heavy damages."
333] Thus did they converse, but lord Apollo 
said to Hermes, 
"Messenger Hermes, 
giver of good things, you would not care how strong the chains were, would you, 
if you could sleep with Aphrodite?"
[338] "King Apollo," 
answered Hermes, 
"I only wish I might get the chance, though there were three times as many 
chains - and you might look on, all of you, gods and goddesses, but I would 
sleep with her if I could."
[343] The immortal gods burst out laughing as 
they heard him, but Poseidon 
took it all seriously, and kept on imploring Hephaistos 
to set Ares 
free again. "Let him go," he cried, "and I will undertake, as you require, that 
he shall pay you all the damages that are held reasonable among the immortal 
gods."
[349] "Do not," replied Hephaistos, 
"ask me to do this; a bad man's bond is bad security; what remedy could I 
enforce against you if Ares 
should go away and leave his debts behind him along with his chains?"
Dr. Gabriel Danzig
Lecturer, 
Department of Classics
Bar Ilan University
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